I will be taking the CFA level 3 exams tomorrow (everyone wish me luck please) and I’m hoping not to experience what happened to these guys. These posts are from analystforum website, the discussion board for CFA candidates.
Once you read the first post you may think it’s not real. But the second post makes the first one appears credible! Please make sure you are not eating for this one, you may not stop laughing for a while.
POST Number 1
Author: ccooper55
Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 1:49 pm This year, level III, NYCI am waiting for the bathroom in this massive line about 10 minutes before the start of the exam. There is this guy panicked out of his mind in line ahead of me who I noticed for the previous half hour had been rocking back and forth in the corner of the lobby murmering his notes back to himself from memory…a real whackjob. Anyway, As I am standing in line with this guy in front of me he starts to sweat profusely and I can litterally hear this guys stomach rumbling…this is where he really freaks out. He starts pounding on the stall doors ( there were only 2) and, of course, no one is coming out so this ass clown drops his pants, hops up on the sink, and blows SH**T all over the sink! The most disgusting thing was the backspray all over this guy! He was COVERED in his own Sh**t. I am laughing my ass off but this guy didnt miss a beat, he rinses off his pants, throws his shirt in the trash and walks into the test wearing only his windbreaker and wet pants. I could hardly stop laughing to myself a full half hour into the test…I knew then I was going to be alright because at least I didn’t just blow ass chunks all over the bathroom…priceless.
POST Number 2
Author: hughj
Date: Thursday, August 12 @ 2:29 pmNYC this summer, I’ squirting lemon in my iced tea (for a little caffeine pick me up) right before I walk in to the exam center. Some of it squirts the wrong way, gets me in right in the eyes and I literally, can’t see a thing. I ask someone to help me get to the bathroom so I can rinse my eyes. I feel around for the sink, run the water and immerse my face in the sink, and to my horror, it’s full of sh**! I scramble to find a paper towel and the bin’s empty! At this point I go rummaging through the garbage in sheer hysterics to find anything to wipe my face, and to my relief I find a discarded shirt. I wipe my face as quickly as possible w/ the shirt, only to find I’m caking on more sh**, and now I can’t see again. I was totally confused until Cooper’s post put the pieces together for me. BTW I think I did ok in the morning session, afternoon was a little tough.
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Good Luck on your exams Wilson!!
I know you will make it again! I will pray for you tonight..
Good luck my friend.
Thanks Myrns. Thanks Nigel.
Good luck on your examination for CFC level3.
And for your story its really a Sh** story hehehehehe
God help us all Wilson. We’ll need it.
And no question mark.
Pareng Carlo, it’s CFA not CFC.. CFC is chlorofluorocarbon!! haha
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed the Sh*** story.
Thanks Rod. All the best and God Bless for tomorrow!!
Good Luck to Jiali and Michael as well..
Hope you did ok yesterday Wilson..
Funny.. I can hear this alarm noise ringing in my head,,
its a bit too late to wish u now… but hope u did well for ur exams…
the sh** story is SUPER DISGUSTING… EKKKSSSS…. where did it happen?..
Thanks Michelle. It’s better late than never.
The sh**t story happened in New York last year. Yea I agree it’s pretty disgusting.. hehe
Lucky it didn’t happen to me yesterday. I went to the bathroom twice before walking in to the exam room just to make sure everything goes well.
Yikes! it’s gross…sowei late man ak to wish you luck. ingatz nalang dida:)
Hey Mr. Wilson, I sent you my “good luck” message via email because I wasn’t able to access your site for the last 5 days. Actually I didn’t have access to internet, email only. Anyway, I hope you did well, and I trust in you that you really did well!
And that story….rocks!